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Chuck Norris Jokes

Post by Kisser on Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:28 am

There are so many Chuck Norris jokes out there. Post all you know in here, I'll start:
"Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing."

And one more:
"When Chuck Norris enters a room he doesn't turn on the light, he turns off the dark."

And another one lol:
"God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said "Say please"
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

Post by webby627 on Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:11 am

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

Post by Kisser on Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:28 am

^^I made a thread about that
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Post by webby627 on Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:29 am

did u
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

Post by MvRaM on Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:37 am

Useless!
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