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Post by TheDemonHunter on Sun Aug 28, 2011 9:20 am

So a man gos to works and look pretty depressed .
So the boss check up on him and asks if he's ok.
The man replies "I think my wife is cheating on me"
So the boss says " what u half to do is get the drop on her. I'll tell u what u can go home early and check on her".
So the man returns home and rushes into the apartment yelling "where is he where!!"
So the man runs to the window and sees another man rushing down the fire escape.In a fit of rage the man picked up the fridge and chucked it at the running man getting a headshot.
But he died because the fridge was too much and had a heart akt.Now in heaven the angel asks the first man how he died.
The man replies "ever day the elevator is always so busy so I just go down to fire escape when a fridge the came from the sky killed me.
Now the angel thinks that's a lie so he sent him to where the liers go and asks the second guy how he died.
The man replies "my wife was cheating on me and i found the guy running away from the fire escape and chucked my fridge at him ,but had a heart akt and here i am.
So the angel thinks back about the first man ,but moves on to the third person asking the same.
The man replies " i was hiding in a fridgerator and suddenly was flying out the window......"
cheers
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Post by Bato on Sun Aug 28, 2011 10:31 am

haha Very Happy
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Post by ArcAngel on Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:52 pm

cheers


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Post by Hercules on Sun Aug 28, 2011 3:47 pm

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Post by Suri on Sun Aug 28, 2011 4:04 pm

hahahaahah
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Post by Jason on Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:36 pm

Hahahahahaha


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I'll kill you right there
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Post by WhiteAngel on Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:44 pm

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Post by Kisser on Wed Aug 31, 2011 8:15 pm

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