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Post your favourite pickup line thread !

Post by nsyw on Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:18 pm

Even though they dont work...

Post the best ones or the most funny ones you have Very Happy



Pickup line 1 : Your father must have been a great baker , You have two great Buns there .
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Re: Post your favourite pickup line thread !

Post by Kirbyface on Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:22 pm

let's have it about the word 'legs', lets go to my house and spread the word.
maybe you aint the pretious girl in here, but beaty is only 1 light switch away.

now good one:

if i could arrange the alphabet, i'd put u and i together.
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Post by ArcAngel on Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:43 pm

Why use a pick up line? That's so old fashion. Try this, Hey baby your hot and i'm horny you wanna fuck.


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Re: Post your favourite pickup line thread !

Post by Nesta on Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:59 pm

"hey babe, i just shit my pants, can i get into yours?"
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Re: Post your favourite pickup line thread !

Post by -RR- on Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:01 pm

"My name isnt fred flimstone... but i can make ur bedrock" works every time




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Re: Post your favourite pickup line thread !

Post by Bato on Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:21 pm

Go watch the fresh prince of bell-air then you'll know a million of these lol
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Re: Post your favourite pickup line thread !

Post by Ryan on Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:00 pm

Wizzo wrote:Go watch the fresh prince of bell-air then you'll know a million of these lol

haha so true
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Re: Post your favourite pickup line thread !

Post by Kefje on Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:31 pm

fuck you ryan


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Re: Post your favourite pickup line thread !

Post by Ryan on Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:37 pm

REQUESTED BY SMARTASS KEFJE


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Re: Post your favourite pickup line thread !

Post by Bato on Sun Jan 17, 2010 8:48 pm

Kefje wrote:fuck you ryan

haha this pick up line wins Very Happy
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Re: Post your favourite pickup line thread !

Post by Sporadic on Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:32 pm

13 wrote:"hey babe, i just shit my pants, can i get into yours?"

LMFAO


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